Turas go Éire*
I spent this past weekend in Dublin. As with all these weekend trips, it was a quick one. But here are a few of the things I saw.
Our first meal was at Quays Restaurant, in Temple Bar square, which is in the center of town and in the middle of lots of touristy (and local) activity.
The restaurant advertised its menu as “A feast of true Irish traditional food.”
And it seemed to be, mostly. Although I might’ve chosen to list the dishes in a slightly different order:
Later, we walked around the campus of Trinity College.
We went shopping. Here’s the European equivalent of a dollar store:
And we saw some traditional music Saturday night:
We also went to a sports match. More on that in my next post.
*Title changed based on the suggestion that the name “Éire” by itself looked too much like a UK official document.
7 Comments:
When I think Ireland, I think hoisin sauce!
Is the store next to the Euro 2 store really selling Dolphins? Europe is much cooler than uptight America.
If you look carefully, they are even discount dolphins!
Did you meet lots of damned ugly people?
My previous advice was incorrect because I overlooked the following Constitutional provision:
Airteagal 4
Éire is ainm don Stát nó, sa Sacs-Bhéarla, Ireland.
In Saxon jibber-jabber, the use of Eire is incorrect, but a complete sentence is outside the scope of the provision. That the U.K. ignores this rule makes it all the more important.
I would like to apologize to anyone harmed by my earlier, incorrect, advice, and for the incalculable damage done to our heroine's artistic vision.
The real lesson of all this is never to trust the Irish - we are well known to be false, tricksy, cute, sly, and intemperate.
Did you know that The Tempest's Caliban is an amalgam of the three then-known savage races - the African, Native American, and Irish - which were all known Cannibals?
Think about that!
Niall, you're a traitor to your people, but I agree there are lots of ugly people in Ireland. Guess all the people with good genes got out...
And you didn't even go to Cork. Cork's theme song should be Who Let The Dogs Out!
As for the other stuff, we haven't eaten anyone lately.
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