For the first time in a long time, I bought a new game for the Wii. I even did research. I found a recently-released Wii game that got amazing reviewsthe controls were supposed to be intuitive, the storyline was supposed to be long and engaging, and it was evidently the continuation of a much-beloved series of games.
So I bought it.
But it so happens that the game is in the “horror/survival” genre of video games. And the creators have successfully designed and produced a genuinely creepy world, complete with spooky music and scary enemies.
Playing like this, it turns out, significantly impairs my zombie-fighting abilities: